Just for Laughs: Olympian Divers Hit / Shit the water

 It all started out here: meme material showing Olympic divers' grimacing faces, contorted by concentration and gravity.

From This is How Olympic Divers Really Look While Diving

Some clever dude thought "constipation and gravity" however...

Constipation and Gravity: from Reddit

The comments on the toilet post were even more hilarious:

• Good form. Good execution. Oh, bit of a splash there; he'll get penalized for that one.

• Cannonball!
  

• Sloppy entry from what should have been an explosive manouvre.

• They're just wiping away the competition!

• Just look at that concentration constipation 

• I think I see a bronze medal coming out of this effort.

• I don't wanna see what's coming out of that effort

• The smell of bronze was thick in the air...

• Silver! I suggest more iron in his diet... I've never seen one so pale.  

• Oh, wait...that's a trophy....ouch

• Ooh, a little shaky on that entrance. But just look at that form!

•  And that's the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip! Brilliant maneuver

•  It's the tension that gets you...

• Waited till the last minute, rookie mistake.

• They push themselves to the edge; and just hang there a bit.

• "My god Bob, that entry was near-flawless. Puts us in pole position ahead of China!

• "Not exactly vertical, Steve, but I believe the effortless execution will keep them in gold territory."

•  Fake. No one poops without a smartphone. 

• And the walls are white...for now.